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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Happy V-day

Frankly speaking mushy gushy stuffs really scare me. I've only received flowers twice in my entire life. I always told the guys I went out with, please don't give me flowers. It's not that I hated flowers, I love them. It's just that I never knew how I should react if somebody handed me flowers. Argh... of all the things... flowers? It would be funny to receive them, right? For people like me... who always acted macho, heartless and didn't really care what's happening to the rest of the world.




Imagine this, some cute guy suddenly decide to give me flowers for whatever occasion there might be. How should I react? Let's pretend I'm still single and available, ok....

Scenario 1
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Cute-guy1: Dee, I'd like you to have this (he took out a bunch of pink roses that he kept hidden in his trench coat... kononnya the scene took place in a 4-season city le ni..)
Dee : Wow, I never knew you're that rich. Who's paying for dinner?

Note: I believe in load sharing. If he drives, I'll pay for dinner. If I drive, he'll pay for dinner, toll, gas, parking, sedekah kat O.K.U yg jual tissue etc.

Scenario 2
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Cute-guy2: Dee, these are for you.
Dee : Wow, they're beautiful.
Cute-guy2: Well, they're not as beautiful as you.
Dee : Yeah, let's just cut the crap. If you want sex, just tell me straight in the face. And in case you plan to do that, the answer is NO.

Note: I don't believe in fake compliments, although I know 'kejelitaan adalah hak milik setiap insan', I could tell whether he's sincere.

Scenario 3
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Cute-guy3: Dee, for this special occassion, I want you to have these...
Dee : Oh, you don't have to. That must've costed you a fortune.
Cute-guy3: It's nothing compared to the light I see in your eyes.
Dee : Errr... what I meant to say was, it would be nicer if you could get me those nice dri-fit training shirts instead of wasting money on something that I couldn't even eat.

Note: Flowers aren't edible to us, okay.

Scenario 4
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Cute-guy4: Dee, I love you so much. These are for you...
Dee : Hey, I love daisies. How did you know?
Cute-guy4: I did my homework, okay...
Dee : But, I thought people give roses for Valentine.
Cute-guy4: I figured out you love daisies, so I got you daisies.
Dee : But, I love roses too. Maybe you should be doing MORE homework.

Note: If you don't know me by know. You will never, never, never know meeeee... wuuuuhuuuuuuuuuu.....




So, moral of the stories is, don't give me flowers for any occassion because I prefer:

- expensive chocolate
- expensive leather handbag
- expensive and up-to-date electronic gadgets
- loads and loads of audio CD (urban crossover, okay)
- THAT Mini cooper (oh yesss!)
- a 5-days vacation at a beach resort

Well, to single guys out there, thank god I'm not available.
To my hubby.... I still want that Mini Cooper, okay...

14 comments:

Lady Quixotic said...

Omigod! You can't be serious. I mean, I used to have the same view (abt flowers are not edible and all) but i realised, it's nice to get them from someone special as a surprise sometimes. Takkan tak rasa sweet LANGSUNG??? Ish, u ni...

D.N.A.S said...

Hi Lady,
the thing about flowers is that they won't last long. So, let's say today, when I think back abt that cute guy I dated who gave me the flower bouquet, I'd feel really disappointed because bunga2 tu dah ntah kat mana-mana dah.

So, another preference is of course... diamond.... because Diamonds are Foreverrrrrr...... hee hee hee...

Iye, I mmg psycho... jom pegi Valentine lunch.

dillazag said...

Kak Dyg --> Love this entry.. I oso don't like to get flowers sangat. But when I don't get it after a while... Say, 2 years... I begin to feel a little under-appreciated. Of course, he is welcomed to get me ANOTHER COACH handbag anytime.. heh heh heh

D.N.A.S said...

Dilla,
I think I'm quite romantic but in different ways. That's why I also prefer getting audio CD full of his fav songs (sendiri compile, ok).
Or, maybe a home video (he edited himself). I think kalau dapat something that I know he put a lot of effort to produce it, I'd feel really appreciated.

Zetty said...

5 days jek vacation. dah alang2 mintak....lebih la sikit ;)

NAH said...

Dee, since u don't like flowers, shall I just wish you.... happy lovey-dovey day?

Queens City said...

hepi i love u day....

D.N.A.S said...

Zetty,
I'm a moderate person... so, agak2 la kaaaan....

NAH,
hepi hepi hepi lovey-dovey to you tooooo...

Queen,
hepi hepi too.... nanti sat lagi saya call Red Box to confirm ok... Tgh bizi ni.

cikPijah said...

*high five*

geng macho :D.. usually my answer will be thank you. tu jer. :p lepas tuh leceh tau nak angkut bunga tu kehulu-hilir. :p

D.N.A.S said...

Cik P,
betulll... betullll...
pastu nak kena letak dlm pasu, bila dah layu nak kena keringkan... nak kena gantung ... etc etc..
Anyway, I'm getting a handbag for V-day.... yesssss!!!!
If let's say some unlucky guy decided to give me flowers, I think I'd just cover my mouth with my hands then lompat2 dua tiga kali... kononnya excited gila lah tu... hee hee hee....

Angel Eyes said...

I dun want a Mini.

I want a 406, P.

Or maybe a nice 3 series.

heh.

D.N.A.S said...

Sheryl,
Mazda 3 is also very Chick, y'know...

kimi azhan said...

We don't celebrate V day... Hubby has his own ideology behind it. Anyway, sesekali dapat bunga syok jugak... and if the flowers come with a box of chocolate, or a basket of fruits or a car or a bag etc... lagi la I LIKE!!!! hehehe..

D.N.A.S said...

Kimi,
u are also very materialistic like me... hee hee....