Imagine this, some cute guy suddenly decide to give me flowers for whatever occasion there might be. How should I react? Let's pretend I'm still single and available, ok....
Scenario 1
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Cute-guy1: Dee, I'd like you to have this (he took out a bunch of pink roses that he kept hidden in his trench coat... kononnya the scene took place in a 4-season city le ni..)
Dee : Wow, I never knew you're that rich. Who's paying for dinner?
Note: I believe in load sharing. If he drives, I'll pay for dinner. If I drive, he'll pay for dinner, toll, gas, parking, sedekah kat O.K.U yg jual tissue etc.
Scenario 2
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Cute-guy2: Dee, these are for you.
Dee : Wow, they're beautiful.
Cute-guy2: Well, they're not as beautiful as you.
Dee : Yeah, let's just cut the crap. If you want sex, just tell me straight in the face. And in case you plan to do that, the answer is NO.
Note: I don't believe in fake compliments, although I know 'kejelitaan adalah hak milik setiap insan', I could tell whether he's sincere.
Scenario 3
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Cute-guy3: Dee, for this special occassion, I want you to have these...
Dee : Oh, you don't have to. That must've costed you a fortune.
Cute-guy3: It's nothing compared to the light I see in your eyes.
Dee : Errr... what I meant to say was, it would be nicer if you could get me those nice dri-fit training shirts instead of wasting money on something that I couldn't even eat.
Note: Flowers aren't edible to us, okay.
Scenario 4
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Cute-guy4: Dee, I love you so much. These are for you...
Dee : Hey, I love daisies. How did you know?
Cute-guy4: I did my homework, okay...
Dee : But, I thought people give roses for Valentine.
Cute-guy4: I figured out you love daisies, so I got you daisies.
Dee : But, I love roses too. Maybe you should be doing MORE homework.
Note: If you don't know me by know. You will never, never, never know meeeee... wuuuuhuuuuuuuuuu.....
So, moral of the stories is, don't give me flowers for any occassion because I prefer:
- expensive chocolate
- expensive leather handbag
- expensive and up-to-date electronic gadgets
- loads and loads of audio CD (urban crossover, okay)
- THAT Mini cooper (oh yesss!)
- a 5-days vacation at a beach resort
Well, to single guys out there, thank god I'm not available.
To my hubby.... I still want that Mini Cooper, okay...
14 comments:
Omigod! You can't be serious. I mean, I used to have the same view (abt flowers are not edible and all) but i realised, it's nice to get them from someone special as a surprise sometimes. Takkan tak rasa sweet LANGSUNG??? Ish, u ni...
Hi Lady,
the thing about flowers is that they won't last long. So, let's say today, when I think back abt that cute guy I dated who gave me the flower bouquet, I'd feel really disappointed because bunga2 tu dah ntah kat mana-mana dah.
So, another preference is of course... diamond.... because Diamonds are Foreverrrrrr...... hee hee hee...
Iye, I mmg psycho... jom pegi Valentine lunch.
Kak Dyg --> Love this entry.. I oso don't like to get flowers sangat. But when I don't get it after a while... Say, 2 years... I begin to feel a little under-appreciated. Of course, he is welcomed to get me ANOTHER COACH handbag anytime.. heh heh heh
Dilla,
I think I'm quite romantic but in different ways. That's why I also prefer getting audio CD full of his fav songs (sendiri compile, ok).
Or, maybe a home video (he edited himself). I think kalau dapat something that I know he put a lot of effort to produce it, I'd feel really appreciated.
5 days jek vacation. dah alang2 mintak....lebih la sikit ;)
Dee, since u don't like flowers, shall I just wish you.... happy lovey-dovey day?
hepi i love u day....
Zetty,
I'm a moderate person... so, agak2 la kaaaan....
NAH,
hepi hepi hepi lovey-dovey to you tooooo...
Queen,
hepi hepi too.... nanti sat lagi saya call Red Box to confirm ok... Tgh bizi ni.
*high five*
geng macho :D.. usually my answer will be thank you. tu jer. :p lepas tuh leceh tau nak angkut bunga tu kehulu-hilir. :p
Cik P,
betulll... betullll...
pastu nak kena letak dlm pasu, bila dah layu nak kena keringkan... nak kena gantung ... etc etc..
Anyway, I'm getting a handbag for V-day.... yesssss!!!!
If let's say some unlucky guy decided to give me flowers, I think I'd just cover my mouth with my hands then lompat2 dua tiga kali... kononnya excited gila lah tu... hee hee hee....
I dun want a Mini.
I want a 406, P.
Or maybe a nice 3 series.
heh.
Sheryl,
Mazda 3 is also very Chick, y'know...
We don't celebrate V day... Hubby has his own ideology behind it. Anyway, sesekali dapat bunga syok jugak... and if the flowers come with a box of chocolate, or a basket of fruits or a car or a bag etc... lagi la I LIKE!!!! hehehe..
Kimi,
u are also very materialistic like me... hee hee....
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