Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Return of the Chicken Game
Remember the Chicken that used to give missed calls on my handphone?
Now I have another Chicken.
This new Chicken has been calling me during the CNY break. I was travelling a lot during the holidays. One afternoon, after a long journey I realized I had 3 missed calls from an unknown number. I called back but there was no answer.
Then, I was rather preoccupied with the kids, did laundry and other 'housewify' stuffs. When I checked my phone again, I had 2 more missed calls from that number.
So, at around 9.20pm I decided to call the number again. After 2 rings a male's voice was heard at the other end of the line. He sounded like a teenage boy maybe 18 or 20 years old.
Dee : Hello! Sapa ni?
( Hello! Who is this?)
Chicken2: Err... aaahh...Dayang... hello...
Dee : Iye... hello... awak ni sapa?
(Yes, hello.... who are you?)
Chicken2: Errm... Dayang, awak tak kenal saya tapi saya kenal awak.
(Errm.. Dayang, you don't know me but I know you.)
Dee : Awak sapa? Mana awak dapat nombor ni?
(Who are you? Where did you get this number from?)
Chicken2: Ada sorang lelaki bagi kat saya, dia suruh saya call awak. Orang tu pendek-pendek je.
(A guy gave it to me and asked me to call you. He's rather short.)
Dee : Jadi, awak call saya ni nak apa?
(So, why are you calling me?)
Chicken2: Orang tu suruh telefon, jadi saya telefonlah petang tadi. Tapi awak tak angkat.
(The guy asked me to call, so I called this afternoon. But you didn't pick up.)
Dee : Awak call-call saya tu nak apa?
(What have you been calling me for?)
Chicken2: Errr... tak pe lah... kalau macam tu, saya mintak maaf.
(Err... it's okay ... I'm sorry.)
Dee : Jangan call saya lagi!
(Don't call me again!)
Chicken2: Saya mintak maaf... ok... saya mintak maaf.
(I'm sorry... ok.... I'm sorry.)
Dee : Lepas ni jangan call saya lagi, faham?
(Don't call me again after this, understand?)
Chicken2: Err... ok... ok
Then I hung up.
So, this time I think there are 2 chicken. The shorty who asked the guy to call me, and the caller himself.
After listening to my conversation with Chicken2, my hubby asked,
Hubby: Who was that?
Dee : Ntah.. (then I told him the whole conversation).
Hubby: I think that shorty told the guy to call your number if he wished to speak to a B.B babe. hahahahah...
Dee : Cisss.... tak membantu langsung.
To all my girlfriends, if you wanna have fun chatting anonymously with a guy with a teenage voice, SMS me. I'll give you the number. Yeeeehaaaa!!!
B.B babes stands for either
a. big breasted babes
b. big bum babes
c. bl*wjob best babes
Sila pilih yang mana berkenaan. Hahahahah.