Monday, August 27, 2007

What not to eat....

.... when you're wearing this:

The answer:

- lontong
- mee sup
- mee tomyam
- mee bandung
- mee hailam
- mee kari

Especially if you're one of those tudung clad ladies, who tried to hide your cleavage with the scarf. Then, maybe because of Monday blues, or rushing your breakfast (because it's already 9.10 a.m) or whatever valid reason there is, the scarf was accidentally smeared with the kuah kari/sup/lontong etc.

Too bad, there's no spare scarf in the car (or in the office).

You can't wear the scarf differently as it will expose your cleavage and you also can't change the side as the scarf motif is only one sided.

Then, what to do?

I don't know what you'll do, but I had to wash the smeared parts and let the scarf dry on my body. Warghhhhh...... pathetic Monday!


Angel Eyes said...

You know what?

I always keep a scarf inside my drawer. Just in case i need to go and see Islamic clients or someone passed away.

Eventhough i don't wear a scarf lah. nak pinjam kah?

D.N.A.S said...

Hi babe,
thanks for the offer, but my office is like at the other side of the town, kalau naik LRT pun lagi 2 jam belum tentu sampai office you. Hihihi.

Hmmmm.... it's a really good idea, maybe I should keep one emergency scarf in the drawer too.

hanazie wc said...

what if the emergency scarf does not match with your baju? would you rather wear the damp scarf or unmatch scarf? tough choice.

D.N.A.S said...

just play safe lah, letak le 5 -6 emergency scarves kat dalam drawer tu. Plain, colorful, pashmina, purdah etc.... letak je semua. Hahaha.

AM said...

I'd do the same too. and maybe I'd wear my blazer all day long like I always do sebab this office is so freaking cold!

D.N.A.S said...

i don't wear blazer anymore coz a few frens told me I looked too much like Makcik gomen whenever I have it on.
Windbreaker, Sweater ngan pashmina ada lah, tapi kat rumah. Hehe.

all jazzed up said...

dnas... sekali sekala tunjuklah cleavage!!! hahahaha! please jangan hiraukan comment aku nih. Tengah caffeine fix and sugar rush... But everytime i splatter myself with gravy terus satu hari takde mood kerja. Cari reason la tu.

Kak Lady said...

Heheh...d.n.a.s....bila mee kari...mee hailam, mee tomyam tu menyelerakan...macamaner nak tolak...makan2 jugak...bila terkena kuahnya ...itu kene pikir kemudian...hahahah

D.N.A.S said...

the ppl in the office need to work.... i tak sampai hati nak distract them. Takut nanti, the whole company cannot operate today.

kak lady,
sampai petang dah ni ha dok pikir solutionnya. Hahahaha.

queen yang masih lupa said...

mana ni....spaghetti scampi....steak....marche....karaoke....


Nour said...

I tak pakai scarf but then if ada kuah tertumpah on my blouse or top, I do the same as wld see me walking around the building with a wet patch on my baju..hahah! horror kan?:D

east43street said...

Imagine ye kalau yang basah tu kat seluar. Kat sebelah situ tu. Kena duduk je la sampai kering. He he..

By now u must have brought a spare in ur handbag...

D.N.A.S said...

eh, sapa organizer sebenarnya nih?
This Thursday night saya tak boleh sebab nak pegi visit cousin Mr. Hubby. Friday morning saya balik kg.

pastu jadik glamer sekejap, kan... sebab semua org dok tanya, "what happen to your tudung/baju?"
Good ice breaker gak sebenarnya. Orang yang tak pernah2 bercakap ngan kita pun tiba-tiba je datang beramah-tamah.

errr... kalau ikut petua Mr. Bean, you boleh keringkan part tu dekat hand dryer dalam toilet tu. Tapi kalau tengok cite Hitch pulak, jangan lupa pakai balik yr pants once you're done drying the crotch area. Otherwise, there'll be a series of unfortunate crotch events.

DrFrappucino said...

Nasib baik i takda cleavage.

D.N.A.S said...

Dr Frapp,
if you have cleavage, then I'm Sylvester Stallone! LOL.